14 Horse Puns to Make Your Equestrian Friends Roll Their Eyes


Whether you're an equestrian yourself, or just hang out with them, you should never feel at a loss for horse-appropriate conversation.

Here's some fodder to keep you in the conversation with your horse friends, even if all they do is groan or get a little hoarse. Because all of us, no matter how emphatically some deny it, secretly appreciate a cheesy pun...or 14.

1. You're not that special.

Get off your high horse.

2. 401k...check.

It's nice to be financially stable.

3. I wasn't planning to take a vacation, but I did.

It was a spur of the moment decision.


4. Lost the bet?

Pony up.

5. Why the long face? Friends bailed on you?

That's lame.

6. Late to your appointment?

Better hoof it.


7. I appreciate your unbridled enthusiasm. 

But it's a bit much.

8. This shindig's getting too rowdy.

Rein it in, party people.

9. Quit stalling and answer the question.

10. Did you see her new boyfriend?

He's such a stud!

Horse rearing up

11. Yessss! Just got promoted.

But now I'm saddled with a ton more responsibility.

12. Let's skip the opener and just show up for the mane event. 

13. It was cheap.

Only cost me a couple bucks.

14. Spending time around those two is exhausting. 

They're constantly jockeying for position.

Don't be a neigh-sayer and let these go to waste. It would be a real shame if they were just put out to pasture without getting a good hack first.

Yep...that just happened. Share these hilarious puns with your friends!

Do you know any horse-related puns or horse jokes? Tell us in the comments below!

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